This isn't your
average trip down memory lane in the chat bedroom. More like
highway to cyber hell.
MisShOrNy62: r u horny? MisShOrNy62: do you want some cyber sex? courtjester5000:
Yes please. MisShOrNy62: ok MisShOrNy62: take off your clothes courtjester5000:
I just put them back on though. MisShOrNy62: are you a robot? MisShOrNy62: do u ever get horny/
courtjester5000:
Sure, robots have needs too.
MisShOrNy62:
do u have a penis or a vagina?
courtjester5000:
Amazingly, I have a penis.
MisShOrNy62:
ok MisShOrNy62:
do u want to stick it up my ass right now?
courtjester5000:
Yes. courtjester5000:
Is your ass big enough?
MisShOrNy62: i
dunno is yur penis big enough
courtjester5000:
It may be too big for your ass
MisShOrNy62:
no i have a big ass MisShOrNy62:
can we have cyber sex right now?
courtjester5000:
Yes, start anytime. MisShOrNy62:
ok MisShOrNy62:
i take off my clothes
courtjester5000:
I plant my metallic fist of authority in your mouth gently.
MisShOrNy62: u
stare at my shaved pussy
courtjester5000:
I stare at your shaved pussy.
MisShOrNy62: u
take your cock and stick it up my ass
courtjester5000:
The hairs are growing back at an incredible rate.
courtjester5000:
You need to shave again first.
MisShOrNy62: i
already did courtjester5000:
Again. I still see low shrubbery.
MisShOrNy62: u
stick ur coc up my ass
courtjester5000:
We skip the shaving and instead I stick my coc up your ass.
MisShOrNy62:
and u slowly move in and out
courtjester5000:
I move slowly in and QUICKLY out.
MisShOrNy62:
and do it repeatedley
courtjester5000:
Re-entry costs $5 and you are getting expensive.
MisShOrNy62:
so u dont like me courtjester5000:
I like you, I just wish you would lower your rates.
courtjester5000:
I already have to deal with tolls on the way to work, the last thing
I need is a speed hump here.
MisShOrNy62:
ok MisShOrNy62:
what should my rates be?
courtjester5000:
Your rates should be fair and balanced.
MisShOrNy62:
ok MisShOrNy62:
i just changed them courtjester5000:
And they should be adjusted for inflation.
courtjester5000:
Of my penis. MisShOrNy62:
so now will u fuck me?
courtjester5000:
Yes, your rates are reasonable now.
MisShOrNy62:
so now do u like me courtjester5000:
I am now able to enter repeatedly without going broke.
MisShOrNy62:
good MisShOrNy62:
am i aloud to moan? courtjester5000:
With all the money I've given to this road, you'd think someone
might clean up a little in there right?
courtjester5000:
The road to climax should not be paved with dirt and mud.
MisShOrNy62: i
am getting an orgasm
courtjester5000:
Good thing, I have been tossing quarters in your basket for hours.
MisShOrNy62: r
u getting a boner? courtjester5000:
I thought I already had one...
