Route 69: Cybersex Mockery

(NC-17, 59 lines)

This isn't your average trip down memory lane in the chat bedroom. More like highway to cyber hell.

MisShOrNy62: r u horny?
MisShOrNy62: do you want some cyber sex?
courtjester5000: Yes please.
MisShOrNy62: ok
MisShOrNy62: take off your clothes
courtjester5000: I just put them back on though.
MisShOrNy62: are you a robot?
MisShOrNy62: do u ever get horny/
courtjester5000: Sure, robots have needs too.
MisShOrNy62: do u have a penis or a vagina?
courtjester5000: Amazingly, I have a penis.
MisShOrNy62: ok
MisShOrNy62: do u want to stick it up my ass right now?
courtjester5000: Yes.
courtjester5000: Is your ass big enough?
MisShOrNy62: i dunno is yur penis big enough
courtjester5000: It may be too big for your ass
MisShOrNy62: no i have a big ass
MisShOrNy62: can we have cyber sex right now?
courtjester5000: Yes, start anytime.
MisShOrNy62: ok
MisShOrNy62: i take off my clothes
courtjester5000: I plant my metallic fist of authority in your mouth gently.
MisShOrNy62: u stare at my shaved pussy
courtjester5000: I stare at your shaved pussy.
MisShOrNy62: u take your cock and stick it up my ass
courtjester5000: The hairs are growing back at an incredible rate.
courtjester5000: You need to shave again first.
MisShOrNy62: i already did
courtjester5000: Again. I still see low shrubbery.
MisShOrNy62: u stick ur coc up my ass
courtjester5000: We skip the shaving and instead I stick my coc up your ass.
MisShOrNy62: and u slowly move in and out
courtjester5000: I move slowly in and QUICKLY out.
MisShOrNy62: and do it repeatedley
courtjester5000: Re-entry costs $5 and you are getting expensive.
MisShOrNy62: so u dont like me
courtjester5000: I like you, I just wish you would lower your rates.
courtjester5000: I already have to deal with tolls on the way to work, the last thing I need is a speed hump here.
MisShOrNy62: ok
MisShOrNy62: what should my rates be?
courtjester5000: Your rates should be fair and balanced.
MisShOrNy62: ok
MisShOrNy62: i just changed them
courtjester5000: And they should be adjusted for inflation.
courtjester5000: Of my penis.
MisShOrNy62: so now will u fuck me?
courtjester5000: Yes, your rates are reasonable now.
MisShOrNy62: so now do u like me
courtjester5000: I am now able to enter repeatedly without going broke.
MisShOrNy62: good
MisShOrNy62: am i aloud to moan?
courtjester5000: With all the money I've given to this road, you'd think someone might clean up a little in there right?
courtjester5000: The road to climax should not be paved with dirt and mud.
MisShOrNy62: i am getting an orgasm
courtjester5000: Good thing, I have been tossing quarters in your basket for hours.
MisShOrNy62: r u getting a boner?
courtjester5000: I thought I already had one...

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