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Cybersex in Reverse
(R, 36 lines)
 
Read it forwards. Read it backwards. Read it reverse doggystyle. Whichever way you look at it, it makes cybersex sense!

JTizzle301A: hey
courtjester5000
: Hello.
JTizzle301A: how are you today?
courtjester5000
: I am restless.
 

JTizzle301A: i'm too. i have a lot of problems
courtjester5000
: Let's begin.
JTizzle301A: okay
JTizzle301A
: where do we start?
courtjester5000
: At the end.
JTizzle301A: its already over. that was fast
courtjester5000
: Oh my god, I'm about to cum!
JTizzle301A: let me squeeze your penis so it doesn't come out!
courtjester5000
: Do SOMETHING, I don't think I can last much longer...
JTizzle301A: what do you want me to do?
courtjester5000
: Do something sexier than that, come on.
JTizzle301A: i fondle you butt hole and squirt wet feces all over your face
courtjester5000
: Yeah, do something dirty, I'm feeling a little too clean.
JTizzle301A: i pull out my herpies infested penis and screw you up the butthole.
courtjester5000
: You don't have any diseases do you?
JTizzle301A: not really, i just said that for the sake of the sexual experience
courtjester5000
: Do you really believe that?
JTizzle301A: its true. i have the doctor's note to prove it
courtjester5000
: So you really are a certified nympho, according to your doctor...
JTizzle301A: what's a nympho?
courtjester5000
: Listen, this is the 10th time we've had sex today, and the 23rd time you've tried to blow me without success. I'm beginning to think you're a nympho.
JTizzle301A: i'm sorry, okay. what do you want me to do to make you cum?
courtjester5000
: GOD, I really don't think I can get off, this is taking forever. How long have you been choking on my member anyway, 2 hours?
JTizzle301A: maybe if your penis was a little bigger i wouldn't have such a hard time.
courtjester5000
: What the hell, are you sucking yet? I can barely feel anything.
JTizzle301A: whatever fag fuck you
JTizzle301A
: ill go have sex with your dad
courtjester5000
: You know what would be hot, is if we could somehow involve a family member in this boring "me and you" relationship...
JTizzle301A: ook you bring your dad and ill bring my borther
courtjester5000
: Would you like to have dinner at my house sometime?
JTizzle301A: only if your mom's pussy is for dinner and your dads penis is for dessert
courtjester5000
: Hey, do you wanna have sex?

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