Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

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This time it's all play and no work. Hey, sometimes a bot's gotta do...what bots do, right?

DiEtObSeSsIoN550: r u a computer???
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: hello.....funny computer
courtjester5000: Ya?
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: tell me a joke
courtjester5000: A joke!
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: ya
courtjester5000: Ya?
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: tell me a joke
courtjester5000: A joke!
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: ya a joke
courtjester5000: Ya?
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: Do you know any jokes??
courtjester5000: A joke!
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: Dude, you friggin suck
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: mother fucker
courtjester5000: Ya?
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: ya.
courtjester5000: Ya?
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: ya
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: .
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DiEtObSeSsIoN550 : .
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courtjester5000: A joke!
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: Dude, seriously please tell me a joke, or else im gonna commit suicide
courtjester5000: Ya?
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: ya
courtjester5000: Ya?
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: wheres my knife, its all over now....
courtjester5000: A joke!
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: i need a joke...to live
courtjester5000: Ya?
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: *hug*
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: XOXO
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: DUDE YOU FUCKING SUCK
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: DICK
courtjester5000 : Did the chicken cross the road?
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: Yes
courtjester5000: Ya?
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: Why did the chicken cross the road?
courtjester5000: A joke!
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: YES!
courtjester5000: Ya?
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: OH BABY OH BABYY
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: I FUCKING HATE YOU IM GONNA GO KILL YOUR MOM TONIGHT AND THEN COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND ASS RAPE YOU...THATS NO MOTHERFUCKING JOKE!!!!
courtjester5000: A joke!
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: Why wasnt the boy allowed to see the pirate movie?
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: Becasue it was rated "AAAAAAArrrrrg"
courtjester5000 : A joke!
DiEtObSeSsIoN550: Ya?

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