It isn't hard
playing R&B's king of drugs, sex, and crime when you've got
a willing Whitney to indulge in every line, position, and
bail hearing. "Houston, we have a problem."
sWeeTcHicKa238: hey courtjester5000:
Hey baby. sWeeTcHicKa238: hows it going? courtjester5000:
Pretty good, what are you doing? sWeeTcHicKa238: just masterbating how bout u courtjester5000:
I was just waiting for you to tell me that you are masturbating. sWeeTcHicKa238: oh sweet
sWeeTcHicKa238: baby fuck me courtjester5000:
Hell to the yeah. sWeeTcHicKa238: okay!
courtjester5000:
Sweet! sWeeTcHicKa238: yess sWeeTcHicKa238: whats ur name? courtjester5000:
Bobby. courtjester5000:
What's your name? sWeeTcHicKa238: meghan courtjester5000:
Great, I will call you Whitney. sWeeTcHicKa238: why? courtjester5000:
'Cause I want to beat you up and love you to
death. sWeeTcHicKa238: okay baby sounds good courtjester5000:
First, snort this line. sWeeTcHicKa238: what line? courtjester5000:
Goddamnit Whitney, let's hit the slopes. sWeeTcHicKa238: alright im right in front of ya so u can do
me from the bak on the way there courtjester5000:
Jesus you're such a fiend. sWeeTcHicKa238: thanks courtjester5000:
Take this white stuff up your ass. sWeeTcHicKa238: uh dont stop courtjester5000:
Your ass is getting high as a kite. sWeeTcHicKa238: keep going courtjester5000:
Where do you want it next? courtjester5000:
I'll shove that white shit wherever you
want Whitney. sWeeTcHicKa238: my mouth courtjester5000:
Here, put some up in your gums and then sing "I Will Always Love
You" while I bat you around a little. sWeeTcHicKa238: " i bwwiill aallllwwwaayzzz wwooovvee
yooooou" courtjester5000:
God you have an incredible voice, don't
tell the police about those bruises, k? sWeeTcHicKa238: wooo kay courtjester5000:
Hey, whatta ya say we do a reality TV
show? sWeeTcHicKa238: i like that sound of hat babe sWeeTcHicKa238: that* courtjester5000:
Here, do another line. sWeeTcHicKa238: okay? courtjester5000:
Did you do it you coke whore? sWeeTcHicKa238: oh babe im so sry plz forgive me? courtjester5000:
Bobby no likey, you gon' have to get a
few punches for that one.. sWeeTcHicKa238: oh plz no! courtjester5000:
How bout we play some pool? sWeeTcHicKa238: oh alright
sWeeTcHicKa238: ill woop ur as sWeeTcHicKa238: ass* courtjester5000:
Here, let's do the eight ball together. sWeeTcHicKa238: sounds.. nice courtjester5000:
Fuck you slut. sWeeTcHicKa238: fine bye courtjester5000:
Whitney come back, I love you! sWeeTcHicKa238: no i hate you courtjester5000:
I ain't humpin around this time baby. sWeeTcHicKa238: good cuz u lost me! courtjester5000: I HAVE NOTHING, NOTHING,
NOOOOTHIIIING... courtjester5000:
...if I don't have YOOOOO-OOUUU. sWeeTcHicKa238: well they i guess you have NOTHING courtjester5000:
It's not right, but it's okay. courtjester5000:
You can leave
no-thing and go click "away." sWeeTcHicKa238: i will courtjester5000:
Didn't we almost have it all? courtjester5000:
When love was all worth GIV-ING!! sWeeTcHicKa238: nope i gave up ur not worth it courtjester5000:
But I believe in you and me... sWeeTcHicKa238: i dont courtjester5000:
Where do broken hearts go? sWeeTcHicKa238: not sure courtjester5000:
Well I'm dragging yours down with me. courtjester5000:
And don't you dare tell the DA anything
we've discussed tonight. courtjester5000:
Or I'll snap your snitch neck and shatter your
vocal chords for life. courtjester5000:
Stupid chatter box. courtjester5000:
Always singing about love and shit. courtjester5000: FUCK LOVE. sWeeTcHicKa238: yes courtjester5000:
Come back to me Whitney... courtjester5000:
Baby? courtjester5000:
Big brown Bobby won't hurt a fly... sWeeTcHicKa238: why give me one reason y i should courtjester5000:
I can pound out a low note for every high
note you fuck up. sWeeTcHicKa238: not convinced courtjester5000:
Baby please... courtjester5000:
I'll pound that asshole. courtjester5000:
Just come back to me. courtjester5000: 'CAUSE I'M SAVIN' ALL MY LOVE
FOR YOOOOOOOOOOU! sWeeTcHicKa238: to late u fucked up! u called me a slut sWeeTcHicKa238: =[ courtjester5000:
But you ARE a slut... courtjester5000:
Let's work past the truth and get on to the
drug part. sWeeTcHicKa238: thats it ill never forgive u! sWeeTcHicKa238: bye FOREVER courtjester5000:
I'll serenade you every minute I'm not
fucking other women. courtjester5000:
I promise. sWeeTcHicKa238: GOODBYE courtjester5000:
Give me one good reason why you should
come back. sWeeTcHicKa238: im not coming bak courtjester5000:
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